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Conversation between me and two security guards, RH and RZ, who's only been around for a few weeks.
Me: (to RZ) Okay, this is driving me nuts, wondering. Do you have a sister named Amber?"
RZ: "...no..."
Me: "Cuz damn, you look *just* like her."
RH: "Dude! You look like a *girl*!"
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B, another security guard, and RH are absolute pros at adopting the whole flaming gay/drag queen lisping voice and facial expressions. They do it all the time at work and even once got talked to by their supervisor because someone in another department accused them of dating and being all lovey dovey while on shift. A couple of weeks ago, when RZ and B were both on shift, I asked B if he'd introduced RZ to his drag queen persona. B goes, 'oh, yeah' and then just starts spouting off in that voice. I started laughing, of course, and looked over at RZ to gauge his reaction. He looked at me, then looked at B, and proceeded to 'freak out' in an even better imitation of a drag queen. I nearly fell over I was laughing so hard.
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Today RZ was trying to explain to me how if I crush up my vicodin (major bad toothache) and put it under my tongue it'll get into my system faster. I just grimaced and said, "gross". Then he leans in close and says, "You could also use it as a suppository" and tries to explain why it would work. I shook my head and replied, "I know all about suppositories" refering to my stint in school to be a pharm tech. He got this weird out look on his face and then says in his femmy voice, "I don't really want to know about what goes on between you and Fox behind closed doors."
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Sometimes I hate my job, but I love the people I work with. *snickers*
Me: (to RZ) Okay, this is driving me nuts, wondering. Do you have a sister named Amber?"
RZ: "...no..."
Me: "Cuz damn, you look *just* like her."
RH: "Dude! You look like a *girl*!"
~~~
B, another security guard, and RH are absolute pros at adopting the whole flaming gay/drag queen lisping voice and facial expressions. They do it all the time at work and even once got talked to by their supervisor because someone in another department accused them of dating and being all lovey dovey while on shift. A couple of weeks ago, when RZ and B were both on shift, I asked B if he'd introduced RZ to his drag queen persona. B goes, 'oh, yeah' and then just starts spouting off in that voice. I started laughing, of course, and looked over at RZ to gauge his reaction. He looked at me, then looked at B, and proceeded to 'freak out' in an even better imitation of a drag queen. I nearly fell over I was laughing so hard.
~~~
Today RZ was trying to explain to me how if I crush up my vicodin (major bad toothache) and put it under my tongue it'll get into my system faster. I just grimaced and said, "gross". Then he leans in close and says, "You could also use it as a suppository" and tries to explain why it would work. I shook my head and replied, "I know all about suppositories" refering to my stint in school to be a pharm tech. He got this weird out look on his face and then says in his femmy voice, "I don't really want to know about what goes on between you and Fox behind closed doors."
~~~
Sometimes I hate my job, but I love the people I work with. *snickers*
