The funny anecdote post...

[raijahn]

Me, Rae, Kaleb and Rae's sister Ash were all in the bedroom last night. Kaleb was crawling around, and then stopped and proceeded to spit up on the floor. I opened my mouth to tell Rae and ask where the baby wipes were, but before I could get more than her name out of my mouth the puppy licked it all up. *shudders*

(This so appeals to my dark side) Ash has a 'stalker' who likes to text her and not tell her who he/she is. Rae said to tell the person this - If you don't stop texting me, I'm going to hunt you down and rip out your still beating heart and smash it into the ground just for the fun of it. *pauses* I'm pretty sure she *didn't* sent anything that graphic, but whatever she *did* send stopped the text messages.

Which leads me into the story of *my* sister's stalker, from about six years ago -

Trish:(on phone) "Hello?"
Stalker: "Hey."
Trish: "Who's this?"
Stalker: "Your stalker!"
Trish: (super excited voice) "Really?! I have a stalker?! That's so cool!"
Stalker: "..."
Trish: "Well, if you're stalking me, then what do I look like?"
Stalker: "...I don't know."
Trish: *huffs* "Well, then you're not a very good stalker, are you?" *hangs up*


The End

Comments

[wishmaster-kami.livejournal.com]

Oh jeeze! I think I would have the exact reaction your sister had. That's just funny.

I'm glad your all cheered up nows though, or at least you seem to be

[sadiethenymph.livejournal.com]

That would SOOOOOOOOOOO be me with the stalker. I would be totally girly and psyched. I'd be all "Wut up? Listen, I was on my way out to Winn Dixie but since you're my stalker and therefore would be heading that way anywho, why not just pick up the spanakopitas and Silk milk for me, okay? Thanks hun!"

God help the bastard if he stopped stalking me.