Conversations with my sister...

Trish: So, I was thinking about getting Mom slippers for Christmas.
Me: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Trish: *gives me a weird look* Okay, so I was thinking about getting Mom slippers for Christmas.
Me: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Trish: *rolls her eyes* Hello? Mom? Christmas? Slippers?
Me: Oh, yeah, sure. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Trish: *smack*

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Trish: So, what do you want for Christmas?
Mom: Blah, blah, blah, work, blah, blah, blah, wine, blah, blah, blah.
Trish: Yeah. Okay. What do you want for Christmas?
Mom: Blah, blah, blah, blah, have to show you this thing!
Trish: Okay, something for Christmas?
Mom: *shows her something in LL Bean Catalogue* I really like this, isn't it great? I'll have to order it online though.
Trish: *confused* But how will I pay for it?
Mom: *confused, too* I'm paying for it.
Trish: *rolls her eyes* O-kay. So...what do you want for Christmas?

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*giggles*