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Just a bit of a warning before I post the first chapter to Seeds of the Gods. This will be posted on my lj as a WiP. Since I plan on it being so long (and since it's cooperating, lol) I'm gonna want reader feedback while writing. So...that okay with you all?
I bought this organizer the other day and I was going through it on Wednesday, curious as to the layout and stuff. What I came across had me in hysterics. *grins* So, I'm sharing.
The perfect tool for your everyday stalkerish needs...
In the telephone/addy directory:
First page -
Passwords
Yes, because you want to put in all of your passwords so that the person who steals your purse can easily access your accounts. *nods* This is very important.
Second page -
Website Tracker
Website, Login, Password
There it goes, asking for passwords again. Now not only will the thief be able to access your accounts, but he can get online and chat up your friends, post on your journal, etc, etc. Fun, eh?
Third page -
Auto Information/Servicing
Okay, now this one has room for every piece of info you ever need to know about your car. Model, make, serial number, license number, registration exp. date... Hell, the thief doesn't even need to *look* for your car. He could just report it stolen and have it delivered to him!
Fourth page -
Personal Information
Okay, stalkers, pay attention. Name, date of birth, id numbers (ssn, driver's license, passport number, insurance policy numbers, airline miles), password information (there's that word again), medical information (blood type, allergies, medication), employment information (employer, business addy, business phone, alt addy, alt phone).
Okay, now here comes the good stuff. Clothing information. Yes, you read that right, *Clothing Information*. Shirt size, neck size, sleeve length, blouse size, coat size, pant size, waist, inseam, dress size, skirt size, sweater size, shoe size, cologne/perfume. Now the thief can *become* you!
Fifth page -
Friends and Family Information
Don't leave your friends and family out, make sure they suffer, too. Room for at least four with all pertinant info. *pauses* Dress size, shoe size, inseam...
*giggles* So, there you go, every stalker's tool of choice.
This bit of randomness brought to you by a very tired/hyper and crazy little Rai person. She apologizes if no one found this funny.
The perfect tool for your everyday stalkerish needs...
In the telephone/addy directory:
First page -
Passwords
Yes, because you want to put in all of your passwords so that the person who steals your purse can easily access your accounts. *nods* This is very important.
Second page -
Website Tracker
Website, Login, Password
There it goes, asking for passwords again. Now not only will the thief be able to access your accounts, but he can get online and chat up your friends, post on your journal, etc, etc. Fun, eh?
Third page -
Auto Information/Servicing
Okay, now this one has room for every piece of info you ever need to know about your car. Model, make, serial number, license number, registration exp. date... Hell, the thief doesn't even need to *look* for your car. He could just report it stolen and have it delivered to him!
Fourth page -
Personal Information
Okay, stalkers, pay attention. Name, date of birth, id numbers (ssn, driver's license, passport number, insurance policy numbers, airline miles), password information (there's that word again), medical information (blood type, allergies, medication), employment information (employer, business addy, business phone, alt addy, alt phone).
Okay, now here comes the good stuff. Clothing information. Yes, you read that right, *Clothing Information*. Shirt size, neck size, sleeve length, blouse size, coat size, pant size, waist, inseam, dress size, skirt size, sweater size, shoe size, cologne/perfume. Now the thief can *become* you!
Fifth page -
Friends and Family Information
Don't leave your friends and family out, make sure they suffer, too. Room for at least four with all pertinant info. *pauses* Dress size, shoe size, inseam...
*giggles* So, there you go, every stalker's tool of choice.
This bit of randomness brought to you by a very tired/hyper and crazy little Rai person. She apologizes if no one found this funny.
I meant to post this last night...
Here are the lyrics that inspired Seeds of the Gods. (The title, Seeds of the Gods is, btw, from a novel by Hugh Zachary.)
( Devour )
Here are the lyrics that inspired Seeds of the Gods. (The title, Seeds of the Gods is, btw, from a novel by Hugh Zachary.)
( Devour )
Dude, I have far too much time on my hands. lol
So, here is kitty-me. *nods*
So, here is kitty-me. *nods*
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